DD Track Burn: "Smells Like The 90's"

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10/18/2013 at 13:35 • Filed to: dd track burn

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Break out your slap bracelets and hypercolor T-shirts! Are these cars totally rad? Or are they super bogus? Choose wisely, dudes and dudettes.

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1991 Dodge Stealth R/T

300 hp 3.0 L twin turbo V6

AWD

Zero to 60 - 5.9 seconds

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1991 Chevrolet Camaro Z/28

210 hp 5.0 L V8

RWD

Zero to 60 - 6.4 seconds

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1991 Eagle Talon TSi

195 hp 2.0 L turbo I4

AWD

Zero to 60 - 6.7 seconds

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DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 13:40

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CURSE YOU! This is a tough one, since I like all three.

DD: Camaro

Track: Talon

Burn: Stealth

I'm so sorry, Stealth. I adore you and your Japanese sister, but I just can't deal with your mechanical headaches as a DD and the huge aftermarket support that still exists for the Talon/Laser/Eclipse makes that a better choice for track duty.


Kinja'd!!! Mazarin > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 13:41

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Stealth = Daily

Talon = Track(I could swap the Stealth here too, but I went w/ the Talon for handling)

Camaro = Burn, bury the ashes, salt the Earth where it's buried.


Kinja'd!!! Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 13:41

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DD- Mullet-mobile
Track- Dodge Stealth
Burn- Eagle (sorryyy)


Kinja'd!!! Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 13:46

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I think I'm with Mazarin's choices (although my choice doesn't come with the same disdain for the Camaro that he has).


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 13:48

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DD: Camaro, because V8

Track: Talon, because AWD

Burn: Stealth, just because lol :]


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 13:49

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DD - Camaro...which is like a hemorrhoid because eventually every asshole gets one..
Track - Eagle
Burn - Stealth...because not reliable for anything else.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 13:49

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DD - The stealth

Track - Camaro because RWD

Burn - Talon, not sorry about it either.


Kinja'd!!! Desu-San-Desu > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 13:50

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Daily Driver: Stealth. Sorry, but it's just too cool of a car to get rid of.

Track: Eagle Talon. Between the huge aftermarket, good stock handling, and comparative low weight, these things are absolute monsters when track-prepped.

Burn: Mulletmobile. Burn that abomination to cinders.


Kinja'd!!! Desu-San-Desu > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 13:51

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Daily Driver: Stealth. Sorry, but it's just too cool of a car to get rid of.

Track: Eagle Talon. Between the huge aftermarket, good stock handling, and comparative low weight, these things are absolute monsters when track-prepped.

Burn: Mulletmobile. Burn that abomination to cinders.


Kinja'd!!! dieselwagon > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 13:52

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Urgh, i'll take the bus if those are the options.


Kinja'd!!! SatriaFanboy > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 13:53

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DD: Stealth.

Track: Eagle Talon

Burn: Z/28


Kinja'd!!! GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 13:55

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DD: Talon
Track: Camaro
Burn: Stealth


Kinja'd!!! Sparf > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 14:05

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So... You want me to choose between a 3rd gen Camaro and two of the most unreliable and rust-prone AWD DSM sports cars ever? I want to burn both the "Dodge" and the "Eagle" because both those cars should be Mitsubishi-badged and you know it. The 3rd gen Camaro was already on my wish list so I'll gladly take it... Under the pretense that I am allowed to modify it to my hearts content to become more fit for Track usage.

Still, if we say that the Eagle Talon TSi is a Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX I'll track it and DD the Camaro. Sadly, I really much prefer the later facelift when it comes to the 3000GT/GTO so it'll have to burn.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 14:40

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DD: Camaro (T-tops yo)

Track: Talon

Burn: Stealth


Kinja'd!!! steevmitch > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 15:46

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dd: Talon. light on its feet, good looks and great size, easy to deal with.

track: Stealth cuz 300hp. beat it to death on the track.

burn: z/28. vile. its held together with hope and fear.


Kinja'd!!! daender > PRBot II
10/23/2013 at 21:27

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DD: Talon, because less complicated than the Stealth.

Track: Camaro, because potential see picture. Especially if it's a hardtop, I will never buy a t-top F-body ever.

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Burn: Stealth because not as good looking as the 3000GT. Dodge fans won't like it because it's Mitsubishi and import fans don't like it because it's got American badgering. Also, I heard those things are nightmares to work on if anything goes wrong.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Sparf
10/23/2013 at 22:07

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both those cars should be Mitsubishi-badged and you know it.

Well I know it now. But back in the 90's when I was just a kid, these were the cars I saw on the roads. To me, they were the relics that stood for that time period.